Self-Loathing: 1 2  4 5 6 7 8 9 Weariness: 1  3 4 5 6 7 8 9
More than Human: Mechanical Genius except when working on stuff He Didn't Build
Less than Human: Stationary (must be carried) except when Drunk On Elf-Wine
Players running Charlie-In-The-Box always were trying to score Elf-Wine, otherwise he couldn't move at all, unless someone carried him around. Mostly they failed to do even that. They usually failed to monkeywrench Santa's sleigh, too, because it was Elf-built. One player did manage to steal Santa's donut but ate it in a fit of pique!